Negotiation

An evil woman is trying to get all the info on someone she hates. She knows a certain man is a close friend of his. She asks the man, “Would you give me all his information for a nickel?” Shocked, he says, of course not…he’s stood by me, he’s a close friend. She knows the friend has suffered an economical setback and needs money. She asks him, “Would you give us all his info for 10 billion dollars ?” It takes him no time at all to say yes.

She then asks, “Would you give us his information. betray him, for ten dollars?”

Offended at the reduction from ten billion to just ten dollars he asks “What do you think I am?”

She responds… “Oh, We KNOW what you ARE…we are just negotiating the price now”.

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